Yeah he brought presents...AFTER BREAKING AND ENTERING!!
I'm not kidding. When I was maybe five I hated Santa. My parents asked me why, I said, "Because he is breaking into my house". It didn't matter if he was bringing presents, he was criminal as far as I was concerned. My chimney was far to tight for a fat man to go down, he clearly would have to break in the front door. My parents always said I was mature for my age when I was little. Still, it doesn't seem right that I would have a concept of a stranger breaking into my house.
Though in retrospect it was sort of hysterical how my sister was scarred one year when we woke up and saw that the head was bitten off one of the cookies she painstakingly decorated for Santa. LOL
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Date: 2009-04-06 02:21 am (UTC)I'm not kidding. When I was maybe five I hated Santa. My parents asked me why, I said, "Because he is breaking into my house". It didn't matter if he was bringing presents, he was criminal as far as I was concerned. My chimney was far to tight for a fat man to go down, he clearly would have to break in the front door. My parents always said I was mature for my age when I was little. Still, it doesn't seem right that I would have a concept of a stranger breaking into my house.
Though in retrospect it was sort of hysterical how my sister was scarred one year when we woke up and saw that the head was bitten off one of the cookies she painstakingly decorated for Santa. LOL